I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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