If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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