C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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