I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
