when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I checked into jail on foursquare
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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