My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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