trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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