Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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