yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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