I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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