you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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