So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
