did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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