so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am available for nakedness
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
