Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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