I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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