I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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