how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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