i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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