I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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