Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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