Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
