Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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