This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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