two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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