making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Terrible idea I love it
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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