help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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