That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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