We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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