We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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