I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Rumble strips road head = magical
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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