I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
no. you can't hotbox the world.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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