she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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