Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
her vagine was all disorganized.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
