Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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