some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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