I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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