Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
