All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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