I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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