Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
COCAINE IS GR8
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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