I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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