Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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