We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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