Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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