Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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