do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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