Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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