$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
