Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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