And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I have aggressive nipples.
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