This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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