That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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