clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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