So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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