I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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