I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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