it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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