Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
